At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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