Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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