Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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