one word: firstdatebathroomanal
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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