I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I had to cum in my sink.
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