She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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