Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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