I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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