is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
