so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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