I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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