i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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