nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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