chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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