I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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