What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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