im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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