are you still at the devil's house?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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