I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
tell me about the fingering
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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