I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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