Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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