I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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