i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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