Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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