You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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