Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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