I never want to see another naked old woman again.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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