How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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