I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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