why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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