she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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