why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Randomize
