So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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