he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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You. Win. At. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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