We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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