I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have fence marks all over my body
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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