ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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