Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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