Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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