Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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