problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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