he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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