Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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