Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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