That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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