her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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