what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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