I hope mine doesn't look like that
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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