Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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