mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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