Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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