Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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