Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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