i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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