I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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